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I co-wrote a book

called Let's Panic About Babies!

with my friend Alice

whose web site is here

it's somewhat funny

and you can buy it on Amazon

and you can watch the trailer

it was made by Scott and narrated by Orson Welles

Happy New Year

It’s amazing how relaxed things are between me and my parents now...

02nd Jan
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Happy New Year

Home for the Holidays

We’re going to visit my family in Denver for the next few...

27th Dec
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Home for the Holidays

Merry Xmas Eve

Here I am, shopping for books over the Internet on Christmas Eve....

24th Dec
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Merry Xmas Eve

Fortunes

Joe’s computer recently generated these Mac Prose gems: So vertiginous a tale...

22nd Dec
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Fortunes

Get Well, Chick

It was a little sad watching the Lakers beat Houston last night...

21st Dec
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Get Well, Chick

Fussy has a new look!

20th Dec
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Well, until I get the comments thing figured out, you can just...

20th Dec
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Mac Prose

Mac Prose is a great little program that lets your computer generate...

18th Dec
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Mac Prose

Two Firsts

One: Jackson can now suck on his own toes, and two: he...

14th Dec
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Two Firsts

Monkey Kung Fu!

Screw yoga — THIS is what I’m going to do next.

13th Dec
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Monkey Kung Fu!

Damn!

Who do I have to bl — er, KNOW to get the...

13th Dec
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Damn!

Birth Day

And to my other friend Steve, who as far as I know...

12th Dec
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Birth Day