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I co-wrote a book

called Let's Panic About Babies!

with my friend Alice

whose web site is here

it's somewhat funny

and you can buy it on Amazon

and you can watch the trailer

it was made by Scott and narrated by Orson Welles

Wow, I forgot how much I like peanut butter.

About three years ago I was walking up State Street when I...

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Wow, I forgot how much I like peanut butter.

Warming

It’s getting so chilly here. e. e. cummings was the first poet...

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Warming

Comments

I had to switch over to another host to get the comments...

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Comments

Coward

First of all, the comment button is STILL not working, but thanks...

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Coward

Faking It

I am no longer faking an interest in Shakespeare. Jack has been...

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Faking It

I’m Flattered

Everyone should visit George Weld’s elegant blog.

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I’m Flattered

Old Grandad

Today would have been my grandfather’s 93d birthday. His name was Roy...

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Old Grandad

Sorry

The “comment” link is busted, but Top. People. Are. Working on it....

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Sorry

New Yorkistan

According to the latest New Yorker cover, Pam and Kim live in...

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New Yorkistan

Furniture Porn

My new favorite Web site.

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Furniture Porn

When Parenting Resembles Pro Wrestling

When the baby has my bangs in his fist, pulling them toward...

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When Parenting Resembles Pro Wrestling

Hey, Wait a Minute

I’m a goddamned housewife! A revelation I had while cleaning the stove...

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Hey, Wait a Minute