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I co-wrote a book

called Let's Panic About Babies!

with my friend Alice

whose web site is here

it's somewhat funny

and you can buy it on Amazon

and you can watch the trailer

it was made by Scott and narrated by Orson Welles

Things Fall Apart

You’ve been waiting a long time to Internet-diagnose my latest disease or...

10th May
Susan's flowers

Word to Your Mother

If memory serves, and it doesn’t always, but we can talk about...

06th May
Peewee likes Zabar's, too

Bike Swapping

First of all, congratulations to Autumnalyssa, who won the random drawing for...

04th May

Mother’s Day Is Nearly Upon Us

I like nothing more than a good holiday where I feel completely...

02nd May
my new bike

Here’s something

Unfortunately, I don’t have a photo of what I’m about to describe...

27th Apr
Here’s something


Hulk last one to hear that new movie in works about Hulk’s...

25th Apr
Bixby & Ferrigno

Tour Diary: All the Rest of Everything

More images from the Let’s Panic Some-of-the-World Tour ’11. The above photo...

23rd Apr
Bijou Cafe, Portland

Tour Diary: San Francisco

San Francisco, you were on your best behavior for us. Your sky...

12th Apr
meet-up after the reading

Tour Diary, Seattle

Things I learned about Seattle in the 21 hours I got to...

07th Apr
Space Needle

Tour Diary, Portland

Portland, you have some mystical-looking trees amongst you.

06th Apr

Dear Diary

Wow, I’ve really let this web site slide. My excuses are legion,...

01st Apr
Dear Diary

On the road again

Alice and I are about to take off again, leaving hearth and...

31st Mar
On the road again