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I co-wrote a book

called Let's Panic About Babies!

with my friend Alice

whose web site is here

it's somewhat funny

and you can buy it on Amazon

and you can watch the trailer

it was made by Scott and narrated by Orson Welles

Here’s something

Unfortunately, I don’t have a photo of what I’m about to describe...

27th Apr
Here’s something

HULK CONFUSED

Hulk last one to hear that new movie in works about Hulk’s...

25th Apr
Bixby & Ferrigno

Tour Diary: All the Rest of Everything

More images from the Let’s Panic Some-of-the-World Tour ’11. The above photo...

23rd Apr
Bijou Cafe, Portland

Tour Diary: San Francisco

San Francisco, you were on your best behavior for us. Your sky...

12th Apr
meet-up after the reading

Tour Diary, Seattle

Things I learned about Seattle in the 21 hours I got to...

07th Apr
Space Needle

Tour Diary, Portland

Portland, you have some mystical-looking trees amongst you.

06th Apr
pdx_boluses

Dear Diary

Wow, I’ve really let this web site slide. My excuses are legion,...

01st Apr
Dear Diary

On the road again

Alice and I are about to take off again, leaving hearth and...

31st Mar
On the road again

To Minneapolis and Beyond!

If you’re in Santa Barbara tonight and you want to come over...

17th Mar
To Minneapolis and Beyond!

Lunch with an old friend

Note: If you are someone who has ever appeared to be the...

10th Mar
Columbus Circle

P-Day

Yesterday was the publication day for “Let’s Panic About Babies!” and I...

02nd Mar
P-Day

Two Overheard Conversations

After school First-grade boy standing in a mud puddle #1: Nail polish...

26th Feb
Two Overheard Conversations