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I co-wrote a book

called Let's Panic About Babies!

with my friend Alice

whose web site is here

it's somewhat funny

and you can buy it on Amazon

and you can watch the trailer

it was made by Scott and narrated by Orson Welles

Warm Leatherette

I have recently discovered that, much like yogurt and bad relationships, furniture...

21st Feb
Raft of the Medusa

Coddled egg (head)

I would like to take a moment to acknowledge this web site’s...

11th Feb
Coddled egg (head)

High on a hill stood a lonely goatherd

In a startling shift of habit that was long overdue, I have...

02nd Feb
High on a hill stood a lonely goatherd

The Tiger Mother Made Me Do It

Amy Chua may be tough enough to keep a couple of little...

24th Jan
The Tiger Mother Made Me Do It

Inner Space

Jackson and I were looking for some entertaining bedtime reading so we...

10th Jan
the willow bends but does not break!

I took down the tree and then I made a video about it

As a kid, it was my job every year to assemble the...

05th Jan
I took down the tree and then I made a video about it

me am literate

You’ll be excited to hear that I’ve read another book. In keeping...

01st Jan
me am literate

Have yourself a guilty little Christmas

I spent a deliberate amount of time this holiday season thinking about...

28th Dec
Jackson & Peewee

Spring is only 88 days away!

Things our storage unit has eaten lately: 1. A box of my...

24th Dec
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Tee Me!

Last minute shoppers! And those who need to give a little gift...

20th Dec
Adam & Eve tee

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I’m a person who used to read a great deal, but who...

13th Dec
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And I haven’t vacuumed in weeks

One of the jokes in Let’s Panic the book is about how...

03rd Dec
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