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I co-wrote a book

called Let's Panic About Babies!

with my friend Alice

whose web site is here

it's somewhat funny

and you can buy it on Amazon

and you can watch the trailer

it was made by Scott and narrated by Orson Welles

To Minneapolis and Beyond!

If you’re in Santa Barbara tonight and you want to come over...

17th Mar
To Minneapolis and Beyond!

Lunch with an old friend

Note: If you are someone who has ever appeared to be the...

10th Mar
Columbus Circle

P-Day

Yesterday was the publication day for “Let’s Panic About Babies!” and I...

02nd Mar
P-Day

Two Overheard Conversations

After school First-grade boy standing in a mud puddle #1: Nail polish...

26th Feb
Two Overheard Conversations

Warm Leatherette

I have recently discovered that, much like yogurt and bad relationships, furniture...

21st Feb
Raft of the Medusa

Coddled egg (head)

I would like to take a moment to acknowledge this web site’s...

11th Feb
Coddled egg (head)

High on a hill stood a lonely goatherd

In a startling shift of habit that was long overdue, I have...

02nd Feb
High on a hill stood a lonely goatherd

The Tiger Mother Made Me Do It

Amy Chua may be tough enough to keep a couple of little...

24th Jan
The Tiger Mother Made Me Do It

Inner Space

Jackson and I were looking for some entertaining bedtime reading so we...

10th Jan
the willow bends but does not break!

I took down the tree and then I made a video about it

As a kid, it was my job every year to assemble the...

05th Jan
I took down the tree and then I made a video about it

me am literate

You’ll be excited to hear that I’ve read another book. In keeping...

01st Jan
me am literate

Have yourself a guilty little Christmas

I spent a deliberate amount of time this holiday season thinking about...

28th Dec
Jackson & Peewee