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I co-wrote a book

called Let's Panic About Babies!

with my friend Alice

whose web site is here

it's somewhat funny

and you can buy it on Amazon

and you can watch the trailer

it was made by Scott and narrated by Orson Welles

12 Years Ago Today

Twelve years ago this morning I woke up, tried to roll over,...

28th Jun
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I got the swag and it’s pumping out my ovaries

Yesterday, for the first time in all my days, I cracked open...

21st Jun
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I hate shopping more than life itself

Here’s the latest: if you ask me to draw “an animal,” you...

29th May
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Cats playing it straight

This week’s challenge was to draw a cat wearing a wig that...

12th May
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Creepy little thoughts

I don’t ever really think about my archives because once I get...

26th Apr
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Gone away

Jack’s mom died this week. We hadn’t seen her for a while...

19th Apr
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Quote Me, parts 1 and 2

UPDATE: The winner of the giveaway for the book Trinkets by Kirsten...

11th Apr
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This is Eleven

About a month ago I was all, “Oh, shit, spring break’s coming,...

01st Apr
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Goddamnit

I have been in a horrendous mood! So that’s been hilariously fun!...

21st Mar
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Cookies, Heart Attacks, Introverts, Art & Popcorn

UPDATE! Comments are closed and JanetS won the book! Well done being...

21st Feb
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Yesterday I was a jerk but today not quite so much

The astrology app on my iGoogle home page is so weirdly on-point...

08th Feb
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More shocking developments

We have a new microwave oven, after having spent the last year...

01st Feb
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