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I co-wrote a book

called Let's Panic About Babies!

with my friend Alice

whose web site is here

it's somewhat funny

and you can buy it on Amazon

and you can watch the trailer

it was made by Scott and narrated by Orson Welles

Of course I’m doing NaBloPoMo

I am going down to Camp Mighty next week and in order...

01st Nov

I also wanted to grow up and be a Playboy Bunny

Sunday morning I was lollygagging in bed with a small but persistent...

29th Oct

Not dead yet

My god, I’ve been sick. I’m so healthy most of the time!...

26th Oct

Punctuation is important, even in tattoos

Tuesday night I went out to UCSB with my friend Jennifer to...

12th Oct

I’ve got ants in my pants and I need to talk to someone in Finance

So, ants. I don’t know if it’s because we spent the previous...

02nd Oct

One-item lists

After I made my big declaration about how Facebook is stealing our...

17th Sep
One-item lists

This was the best 5 minutes of my day so far

What I have to Offer from Eliot Rausch on Vimeo. Charlie Kaufman’s...

11th Sep
This was the best 5 minutes of my day so far

Look at my thighs, ye mighty, and despair

A funny image popped into my head the other day when I...

10th Sep


Here’s another video, and it’s just 2:22 long so it’s not as...

18th Aug

I demand that you care what I had for lunch!

Last week Jack and Jackson went on their annual camping trip to...

07th Aug
I demand that you care what I had for lunch!

Look out, this is a long one

The last few years it’s been hard to enjoy blogging as much...

10th Jul
Look out, this is a long one

So Much FunCon

I went to MaxFunCon again this year and I’m not even sure...

05th Jun