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I co-wrote a book

called Let's Panic About Babies!

with my friend Alice

whose web site is here

it's somewhat funny

and you can buy it on Amazon

and you can watch the trailer

it was made by Scott and narrated by Orson Welles


Every year the monarch butterflies migrate to this one stand of eucalyptus...

05th Jan
ellwood pals


Jackson is a remarkably articulate 10-year-old, in my not-even-trying-to-be-unbiased opinion, but he...

04th Jan

How are you!

Today was a very, very, very busy day at the library. We’d...

03rd Jan
How are you!

Winter sky

This may be a bad idea, but I’m going to try to...

02nd Jan
winter sky

Welcome the Christmas Dick

I’d woken up feeling shaky and nauseated the day before Christmas. I...

28th Dec
Welcome the Christmas Dick

Here, look at this

UPDATE: I put the wrong video up. The right one is now...

19th Dec
Here, look at this

Also, it’s Friday

Good morning! I have a small but important announcement, which is that...

16th Dec
Also, it’s Friday

I haven’t been avoiding you!

I didn’t really mean to stop posting at the end of November,...

14th Dec

Day Thirty

Today I had the strange pleasure of going in for jury duty....

30th Nov
Day Thirty

Day Twenty-nine

Here are all the quotes that I keep on my MacBook’s dashboard....

29th Nov
Day Twenty-nine

Day Twenty-eight

Me: “You’re weird.” Jackson: “Weird means oddly fantastic.” Me: “It does?” Jackson:...

28th Nov
Day Twenty-eight

Day Twenty-seven

In tortoise news today, we’ve been seeing a lot of Peanut as...

27th Nov
Day Twenty-seven