Required Reading

June 2008


April 2008

Wikiality
The Truthiness Encyclopedia!

Kid Art Auction for Earth Day
Benefitting the Alliance for Climate Protection.

Boing Boing's Moderation Policy
The best comments policy I've ever seen.

March 2008

Fire Sarah McGrath and Everyone Else
Greetings from the South Central Starbucks, homie!

February 2008

Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
I am asking for $600 and a loving home!

KnickerPicker
The online lingerie dressing room.

January 2008

Osama Bin Laden's Peaceloving Eurohippie Son Is Probably Not Bad In The Sack

The Library of Congress Flickr Photostream
Fantastic selections from their archives.

Book Designer Chip Kidd
Brilliant graphic designer. Nice apartment, too.

Pathologizing Shyness
When did introversion become a disease?

Be Kind, Rewind
Trailer for the new Jack Black/Mos Def/Michel Gondry movie!!

25 Reasons Drunk Dudes Should Stay Away From Females
In all their pukey, passed-out glory.

December 2007

Magical Reindeer Food
So Rudolph can find your house on Christmas Eve.

In Defense of the Fistfight
One writer resolves to start punching jerks again.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
This better not suck.

The Lolshevics
Gulag? DO NOT WANT!

Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog
Chaucer the Holy-Wood Scabbe

November 2007

Wonka Gates Bed
No Roald Dahl fan's life is complete without one.

The Zen of Costco
Allow your eyes to be open, for you will discover unexpected delights, such as a 10-cup fuzzy logic rice cooker for $89.99.

Joe Torre Haiku Contest
Two men on the mound.
One speaks, but never listens.
Stupid Steinbrenner.

October 2007

My Cheating Heart
I broke up with the Boston Red Sox in October of 1986.

The Hobo Nest
It's not all that funny anymore.

NaNoWriMo
National Novel Writing Month

NaNoReMo
National Novel Reading Month

NaBloPoMo
National Blog Posting Month

GQ's 50 Most Stylish Men
This slideshow makes me feel incredibly heterosexual.

LOLcat Bible Transcript
Invisible Man say, "I can has vegitashun." It happen.

September 2007

I *heart* I, Asshole
Today she was eating my lipstick.

The Other Family
Inappropriately good parody of The Family Circus.

I Make Glass Beads
A photoset on Flickr. My favorite is the Pirate's Valentine.

The Knowledge for Thirst
Review of McDonald's Minty Mudbath Shake.

August 2007

Finally, A Feminism 101 Blog
Answers for your frequently asked questions.

Bloggerisms I Would Like To See Permanently Retired
"You're just a big old asshat!"

July 2007

Breaking News: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
Officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart.

The Darjeeling Limited
Trailer for the new Wes Anderson/Owen Wilson film.

Shift Option Rinse
Can you clean your keyboard in the dishwasher? Let's find out!

Free Cat!
Every meme dies.

The Deepest Cut
My wounds never come out right.

Hello Kitty Hell
Do not underestimate Hello Kitty's world domination plan.

June 2007

Tom Bendtsen: Arguments
A private place to read, made totally from books.
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Emeril Phones It In
Bourdain on "The Next Food Network Star"

The Last Time I Smoked Pot
Like you never forgot the face of a person you slept with.

Dawn of the Bread
What is the sound of one Dong posting?

Reggie Watts Live
"Serious musical chops and superhuman ability with a sampler."

May 2007

Operating Notes for Dispensing Machine
The term 'freshness' is subjective.

The Witt & Wisdom 500
1. God in Heaven, I am sexy.

Offsprung
You wanted another group-blog parenting site! You did!

Whoopee: XXX-rated
Halfway through coitus, I would try to sell them dishwashers.

A Post-it a Day: 2007
A sweet illustration set by Bird in the Hand.

Batgirl Demands Better Pay
That Batgirl had some balls on her, yes she did.

LLOYD 4EVER
Welcome to the Gen-X Rest Home

Snapshot from Coachella
Let's book a head trip on the S.S. Bjork.

April 2007

Maggie's Labor Story
For those of you who are curious, pregnant, or fascinated by the surgery channel.

And the Hyundai Accent is just such a car!
I think my water just broke? I actually thought you were my mom calling.

Alanis ironically covers "My Humps"
(Seriously, I swear to God)

We Call Them Pirates
A pirate hat for (next) winter.

Chocolate Deities
Mortals, immortals, power animals, muses -- all fresh and delicious!

Monster by Mail!
Hand-drawn monster sketches, delivered right to your doorstep.

Last bit of Google blather, swear to God
Referrers pose questions; MB answers them.

March 2007

Snippets of the Weekend
"I think someone's put a duck in my trousers."

Too much heartbreak is never enough
God, Funky Winkerbean is creepy.

Sometimes I wonder how I ever managed to be born
Scars are tattoos with better stories.

Rapist thwarted
Sharp waitress, clever bartender intervene.

Erin's sand dune adventure
Like being tossed in a giant Ziploc bag full of copier toner.

Deep-fried Oreos
Such presentation!

Death and Donuts
Happy Belated St. Underpants Day!

The Project Implicit Test
My unconscious prefers black people