Problem solved!

Well, this was truly a waste of a day off, I didn’t...

06th Dec
mermaid

What will happen on Day Three?

Here’s something interesting you may not know about me (and millions of...

03rd Nov
What will happen on Day Three?

I also wanted to grow up and be a Playboy Bunny

Sunday morning I was lollygagging in bed with a small but persistent...

29th Oct
Cabaret

The Chair

Yesterday, I got my teeth cleaned. It was a last-minute appointment so...

08th Mar
The Chair

I don’t want to set the world on fire, I just want to start a flame in your heart

Well, here we are, you looking for something to read and me...

29th May
barnacles

Things Fall Apart

You’ve been waiting a long time to Internet-diagnose my latest disease or...

10th May
Susan's flowers

and the winner is . . .

Cellulitis. For me the highlight of the description linked above is “left...

01st Feb
and the winner is . . .

April was the last time I actually hauled myself to the laundromat,...

06th Sep
Off

Dog show!

I hurt my back on Sunday and, until I found some 800...

27th Aug
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Dog show!

More proof that I should have been born a man

What’s the deal with the mustache? I’ve tried bleaching, I’ve tried waxing,...

02nd Aug
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More proof that I should have been born a man

Episode

One morning last week, at about 7:00 a.m., my father started feeling...

22nd Jul
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