Welcome the Christmas Dick

I’d woken up feeling shaky and nauseated the day before Christmas. I...

28th Dec
Welcome the Christmas Dick

Day Twenty-eight

Me: “You’re weird.” Jackson: “Weird means oddly fantastic.” Me: “It does?” Jackson:...

28th Nov
Day Twenty-eight

Day Fifteen

Draw a squirrel choking a chipmunk. Why does the chipmunk look like...

15th Nov
chuck norris squirrel

An Idea, an Announcement, and a Raffle!

First of all, every time I get into my car I have...

30th Oct

and it’s also true that I lost the map

First of all, if you’re actually visiting fussy.org and not reading this...

05th Oct
carnegie deli


Of all the sand that exists in the world, half of it...

01st Aug
beach belly

This is probably true

Probably the most useful instruction I’ve gotten in recent years as a...

05th Jul

I am tired

I’ve decided to continue ignoring Flickr and keep posting MY random photographs...

29th Jun
akatsuki cake


This is what we looked like ten years ago: This is what...

24th Jun

I don’t want to set the world on fire, I just want to start a flame in your heart

Well, here we are, you looking for something to read and me...

29th May

I want to work at Dreamworks when I grow up

Friday I let Jackson take a day off of school so we...

14th May

Bike Swapping

First of all, congratulations to Autumnalyssa, who won the random drawing for...

04th May