And if you go camping in drag it’s called Vamping

Here is the joke I made up last night: Q: What’s it...

27th Jul
Highway 1

And now it is February

My birthday present to myself this year was going to be a...

24th Feb

But I’m still not going to join a gym or stop drinking

Thus beginneth another year at Updates for 2014 will be monthly,...

01st Jan
Jack's new sweater

Pernicious egomania

This morning I was going through my yoga routine, like I do...

20th Nov

That’s better

Here’s the re-do of yesterday’s terrible lettering. The lettering is still awkward,...

03rd Nov

12 Years Ago Today

Twelve years ago this morning I woke up, tried to roll over,...

28th Jun

I got the swag and it’s pumping out my ovaries

Yesterday, for the first time in all my days, I cracked open...

21st Jun

More shocking developments

We have a new microwave oven, after having spent the last year...

01st Feb


At some point before Thanksgiving, Jack asked me to run to the...

18th Dec

Day Four: A Miracle

Okay, kids, for days Four and Five of this month I have...

04th Nov


In March of 1995 I was sitting at the bar of Jimmy’s...

15th Feb

All I did was ask him to tuck in his shirt

Yesterday we looked at a couple of rentals near one of the...

13th Feb
All I did was ask him to tuck in his shirt