Dinner goes like this

Dinner goes like this: I go to the grocery store and buy two adult portions of beef/pork/chicken/fish, two vegetables of different colors, e.g., a green and a yellow, or a brown and an orange, plus salad and an appropriate wine (although “appropriate” is a tough call ever since Calvin Trillin questioned whether anyone can really tell the difference between a white and a red while blindfolded.) Then Jack comes home and makes something fabulous out of my not-always-carefully-selected raw ingredients. (You try shopping with a one-year-old who keeps throwing everything out of the cart.) If the dish is successful it gets a name for future reference. It’s our own little version of Iron Chef.

The other night I provided him with two chicken breasts and two small squashes (one green, one yellow). He marinated and grilled the chicken; then he sliced, breaded, cheesed, and baked the squash in a round pan, cut it into quarters, and arranged it on two plates, each with a chicken breast in the center and two flaps of baked, breaded-brown sliced squash spreading out on either side, with two sprigs of rosemary sticking out of the top.

This dish is now called Chicken Mothra. Ask for it by name.

Ante up

We are taking bets on the exact day Jackson will start walking. Actually, I have taken a bet with myself and written it in my usually-quite-empty day planner — July 15. If I win I will take myself out for ice cream. Jack doesn’t seem interested in betting; he’s not into performance pressure, or whatever you call it when men can’t get . . . up and go get their own beer, so they ask you to do it, since you’re already standing in front of the refrigerator wondering who’s going to make dinner. Unlike your not-quite-toddling son, who gets around faster by crawling, who needs both hands for crawling — he could carry an open beer in his mouth like a dog, I suppose.

(And he’ll have a sip of yours).